Spoonman

I've always taken pride in having an open mind ... So,of a year. Meanwhile, he repeated the feat. The only
when the invitation came to visit Uri Geller at hisfactor I noticed that could have possibly come into
estate in the English countryside back in the summerplay was that Geller made sure he was standing in
of 1987, I couldn't pass the opportunity to personallythe same place both times. There was a metal
experience the phenomenon he represents and/orradiator very close to him, but I have no idea if that
channels. Uri Geller has made a career out of beingplayed any role in the result. He then gave me a small
controversial. His claims of possessing paranormalnotebook and pen and asked me to draw something
talents have not necessarily polarized opinions assimple. He stood away and there was no chance he
much as the outrageous outlets by which hecould see what I did. As this was summer, I opted
seemingly prefers to display them. For example,for something totally opposite from the season and
Geller has, at one time or another, alleged to have: -sketched a Christmas tree with a star on top. I then
bent spoons and keys merely by concentrating onclosed the notebook and told him I was finished.
them, - made a soccer ball move just before aGeller reached for a totally separate piece of paper
Scottish penalty kick was taken during anand pen. He sat at the table, thought for a moment
international match against England, causing the shotand began to draw. He briefly stared at me and then
to be missed and victory assured for the English, -returned to his task. It only took another minute for
stopped the hands of time on Big Ben, - advisedhim to announce he was done. He put down his pen
families that messages from the dead would appearand held up his drawing. It was a Christmas tree, with
to them in symbolic acts, - sent disorienting mentala star on top. I was impressed. I almost wished I had
signals to KGB agents at the request of the CIA, andsomething he could heal. I could not resist asking one
- healed people's afflictions merely by being close tooff-the-wall question. I knew a prominent shipbuilding
them. Uri Geller was an Israeli paratrooper whofamily in Spain who had access to the records of
fought in the Six-Day War and dabbled in modelingmany galleons which disappeared on return voyages
and a small-time magician's career before burstingfrom the New World. Many of them were laden with
onto the global oddity scene by apparently havinggold. Had Geller ever been asked to 'divine' for
access to a part of his brain that others didn't. Heprecious metals underwater? He didn't bat an eye.
seemingly had the powers to move objects and"No," he replied, "But I don't know why I couldn't." He
sense thoughts and do them well enough that majorpulled a book from a nearby shelf and opened it to a
media and, yes, even major governments tooksection of photographs in the middle. The topic was
notice. Results may have been mixed --- the CIA,Uri Geller. The photos were allegedly taken with a
interestingly, doesn't comment either way about theirsensitivity that exceeded the spectrum of light.
contact with Geller --- but they all served toThere seemed to be a 'cloud' between Geller's head
perpetuate his fame (or notoriety, according to theand a small object of his concentration, such as a ball.
skeptics). When we approached his mansion, thereThe inference was that his mental projection was
was no doubting that his exhibitions, books, televisionbeing physically 'captured' on film, joining his mind with
appearances and hobnobbing with politicos andthe matter on which he was focused. I ultimately did
celebrities had allowed him to amass considerablereport to the Spanish magnates what I had seen and
wealth. Geller met us in the foyer, immediatelywhat I suggested. They were more than interested.
conveying the impression that he may be aOne of their scions promised to get back to me, and
shameless self-promoter in public, but at home, hehe did, but somewhere during the course of our
was a gracious host. This was a social call, so he wasdays, the momentum to pursue such a project
casually dressed, soft-spoken and totallyfaded. I did pay closer attention to Uri Geller in the
unpretentious. I couldn't say that for the furniture innext few years. The two displays I witnessed were
his drawing room, however, as the matching sofa,clearly his top talents; I read accounts of similar feats
chairs and coffee table were composed of hugefrom others who had met him. However, Geller
glass-shards held together by metal spines. Theywasn't as successful when he attempted to expand
were more artwork than furniture, and I was quitehis range. For instance, he bought a soccer team,
glad we settled in the kitchen instead. Inevitably, ourExeter, and said he'd keep his mind off the pitch. I
conversation broached the topic of Geller's talents. Heguess he did, as they were relegated to a lower
asked if I wanted to see them for myself and, afterdivision under his chairmanship. Allegedly, Geller did
receiving the obvious response, he pulled a spoonlater claim to avail his services to oil and gold
from the utensil drawer and gave it to me to inspect.companies. He said he got results, but that nobody
I can attest that it was a normal, everyday spoon; Iwanted to disclose he was the secret to their
tried to flex it and confirmed that its malleability wassuccess. He's since written a number of books ---
what one would expect from a common spoon.some of the holistic tomes are actually quite logical
Geller took it, kept it in clear view, and began to ruband devoid of anything paranormal --- and continues
the stem in short, quick strokes from his index finger.to enjoy the company of celebrities. I have no idea
Before my eyes, the spoon's business end began aabout his talents beyond what I saw. I am convinced
perpendicular rise, as if awakening from a nap. Whenthat what I witnessed was authentic. My lingering
it had formed a 90-degree angle, Geller stoppedthought is what Geller's displays to me could portend
rubbing and handed me the spoon again. I felt thefor the human condition. It's a fact that 90% of our
bent segment of the stem for signs of heat, butcerebrum's utility is yet to be understood. Did all of us
there was none. I checked to see if the tensilereally have the powers of telekinesis and telepathy?
strength had been diminished, but it had not. He reallyThose are deep thoughts, and I'm certainly open to
did it. Geller then asked me to pull any spoon fromfurther suggestions. In the meantime, if I ever come
the drawer and he'd do it again. I noticed that theyacross shipping records which list a cargo of golden
were made of sterling silver --- ie- a normal metal ---spoons lost at sea, I know who I'm going to call.
and wondered how many he'd buy during the course