The Gentleman's Game - Or Why Jamaica Won't Qualify for the 2010 World Cup

A few weeks ago, I went out for a beer with a fewball-hogging nature would be appeased. Short passes
friends. We visited an Irish pub and, of course, thereand adept ball control always seemed to be the
was soccer on the tube. Our discussions eventuallypriority. This certainly leads to each player feeling
led us back to, shockingly, soccer. We made ainvolved in the games, but what it doesn't lead to is
conversational foray into Concacaf qualifying andshots, goals, or victories.
discussed who the most likely teams to qualify for itAlthough I would be willing to bet decent money that
were.Jamaica is consistently outshot and outfouled by
One of the gang was a Jamaican fellow, a socceropponents, I admit that this argument can be
fan, and a despairing Jamaican national team fan. Ipunched full of holes due to lack of empirical
admitted him to him my constant frustration with theevidence. For the life of me, I couldn't find shot
Jamaican National Team. I've never watched Jamaicastatistics for Jamaica's games in the last two years
play a soccer game without screaming at the TV-please email me if you can find these stats.
"SHOOT THE BALL! SHOOT IT! STOP PASSING!However, I have a few things to support my
SHOOOOOOOOOT!" I learned that night that I'm notarguments. First, my own eyes. Jamaica never seems
the only one who feels that way.to take shots and passes up opportunities that
We discussed the reasons for Jamaica's lack ofpresent themselves. The soccer is pretty, the
success the last 10 years. Despite their enjoyable andpassing is gorgeous, but it ends up looking like a poor
skilled brand of soccer, Jamaica hasn't appeared inman's Brasil.
the World Cup since 1998 and failed to advance pastSecond, I have the results from Jamaica's last couple
Caribbean Cup qualifying most recently - leading toof years of play. Now, it's vaguely possible that
their loud absence from the 2007 Gold Cup. WhileJamaica is taking 100 shots a game amd converting
certainly there are socioeconomic factors at play andnone of them, but that's about as likely as Carlos
the fact that Jamaica's national side isn't overlyRuiz going a game without diving.
well-funded and has a paucity of soccer playersIn 2006, Jamaica played 6 international friendlies, only
playing their club soccer outside of Jamaica, there'smanaging to win one while allowing 14 goals
something else amiss.compared to a paltry total of 5 scored. In 2007, over
The theory proposed by my Jamaican companion ata stretch of 9 friendlies, Jamaica chalked up 3 wins
the bar was that Jamaica regards soccer as aand 10 goals, while conceeding 17 goals and 5 losses.
"gentleman's game". What he meant by this can beHardly the two year record of a team ready for the
simplified to mean that the Jamaican side seems toWorld Cup.
feel obligated to have every player participate inWith the rehiring of Rene Simoes amd some up and
every possession and also that the Jamaican defensecoming young strikers in the players pool like Shelton
allows the opposition an opportunity to manueverand Bryan, Jamaica seems to think they have a lot
with the ball. In short, each player gets a fair chanceof momentum heading towards qualifying than in the
with the ball. In terms of a code of honor, it'slast ten years.
comparable to tossing an unarmed man a weaponI'm certainly not going to discount them totally at this
before engaging in combat.stage. Jamaica has talent and drive going for them.
This approach leads to creative passing andHowever, until they embrace a ballhog, until they
attractive soccer. Every time I've played soccer withlearn to stop passing the ball and take a few shots,
Jamaican players, I could rest assured that mythey won't qualify for the World Cup.