| Being the Family guy requires a lot of tact and | | | | the instant replays as a visualization tool. Make sure |
| finesse. A lot! | | | | they watch the replays a couple of times, so they |
| This next trick isn't an easy one, but boy if you can | | | | can grasp the magnitude of what just took place. |
| pull it off; you get the Family Guy award for sports | | | | This is football!Grant it, they won't sit through the |
| recruiting. The most important tool to use is your | | | | whole game with you, but they'll leave you alone; for |
| kid's natural instincts to be competitive with each | | | | fear of you trying to lure them back to the sofa, and |
| other. Get them to pick the team they like, even if | | | | then again be forced to participate in your frenzy. |
| it's just the color of the helmets, and then get them | | | | Whatever you do, don't let them take off their caps |
| to pick their favorite player. Now we've given them | | | | or jerseys during the course of the game. They |
| their own team to root for.Keep plenty of sports | | | | should understand that they are the teams good luck |
| caps and jerseys around the house, so when your | | | | charms, and we need them to help us to victory. |
| favorite team is playing, you can all be sporting your | | | | Should for some reason your team lose, they should |
| teams awesome gear.In fact, right now my plan is | | | | understand that it was you who didn't have your |
| going into action. My daughters are picking out their | | | | lucky shirt on, even if your sure that they were the |
| favorite Miami Hurricane caps, as well as adorning | | | | ones responsible for the loss.So there you have it. A |
| themselves with their favorite U.M shirts. I'm in good | | | | smart family guy knows he must have his children on |
| shape, and there's only 20 minutes to kickoff. I | | | | his side. That's how you build a winning team. Your |
| remind the kids one more time about the importance | | | | kids now love football, whether they like it or not. |
| of this game, and they seem fired up. I'm doing it! My | | | | Best of luck this season, The Family Guy.Work At |
| plan is in action.When your team scores, start | | | | Home - Jay is a full time work at home single father |
| high-fiving the kids. Get them screaming right along | | | | of two lovely daughters. |
| with you. Explain to them what just happened, using | | | | |