How to Tell If Your Date is Really Gay (Written by : Martin Pearce)

So you've decided to go out, enjoy andmetaphor.
indulge in some active gay dating. It is a known factGay people also have their own vocabulary, in fact
that one of the most awkward situations in gaythey are famous for it! It's a distinct feature of being
dating is when you can't tell whether your friend isgay. In The Queen's Vernacular, homosexuals have
dating material or just that... a friend.been shown to use a wide array of specialized words
The best thing to do is to heighten your gaydarused to refer to sexual relationships (such as partner)
(read: gay radar). So does this "sixth sense" come inand non-sexual ones (for example, sister), behavior
handy when dating? Of course. You would not want(e.g., bull dyke), age (e.g., chicken), places (e.g.,
to be in those extremely embarrassing revelationstearoom), sexual identity (for example, gay, lesbian,
that happen to countless gay men and unsuspectingqueer), and so forth.
women right? Ever uttered the lines Oh, sorry IThe Gay Gym Culture. For numerous gay men who
thought you were...or I did not have a clue that youare not infected by the AIDS virus, being actively
are... or Wow, I really thought you were into me...? Ifinvolved in physical activity is their way of announcing
you have, then it's time to sharpen your gaydar. Toto the world that they are as healthy as ever. Of
do this, you must be keenly familiar with gay life,course going to the gym does not mean he's gay
whether this be the gay look, gay speak, gay sport,but does he have multiple gym memberships? This
and others. Do note that the following tips are notmay be a telltale sign as gays delight not only on a
100% foolproof. There are always exceptions to thegreat workout but on seeing all those 'hunks' around
rule and there IS still a chance that that sweaty (andthem.
somewhat smelly) hunk across the street is indeedOther Telltale Signs. What other telltale signs could
dating material.you look out for that may suggest he is gay? The
Gay Look. Clothing-wise, gays do not really differfollowing are some helpful tips: .
much from straight men. Both value their physical* His CD collection includes Pet Shop Boys, Village
appearance and demeanor so seeing a well-groomedPeople, and Patsy Cline. Count in ABBA, Cher, and
and freshly bathed guy does not mean he's gay. NowCyndi Lauper.
you might say that fingernail paint is surely a telltale* His wallet contains membership cards to 3 different
sign that he's gay right? Well, not quite, unless ofgyms/health clubs.
course you think soccer superstar (ok, God to some)* When he mows his lawn, he wears a mesh
David Beckham is gay! Men like Beckham are whattank-top, tattered denim shorts, and Doc Martins.
people call metrosexuals, that is, men that are* His magazine subscriptions include Men's Health,
straight yet embody the heightened aesthetic senseMen's Fitness, and Martha Stewart Living.
often associated with certain types of gay men.* In the locker room, you notice his perfect tan,
They are simply very urban straight men who are inmultiple body piercing, highlighted hair, and his
touch with their feminine side.handiwork with a razor down there.
So, what IS the gay look? Don't just go by the* He never excelled in sports except certain water
clothes. See how he 'reacts' to his clothes orsports.
environment. A guy with fingernail paint may be 'cool'* He prefers tiki torches and the gold candelabra on
but having his painted twinkie up in the air when hethe picnic table at your camping date.
holds his glass to sip a drink is a flag shouting 'gay'!* He wears super-tight, white-ribbed T-shirts or
Also, check out the overall look. Clean clothes are okanything that shows his nipples.
but, super groomed hair, white socks gleaming shoes* You've seen him sit next to another guy in close
and a ready handkerchief too? Perfume also tells asettings, such as a movie house or an airplane, that
lot. Many straight men go for the clean and neat lookis, even if there are spare seats around.
but they wouldn't be caught dead using COCO* You've seen him open the car door for another
Channel no. 5.man before he gets in himself.
Gayspeak. Examine your conversation with your date.* He uses conditioner and buys designer brand
Does he use subtle communication? For example,shampoo.
does he use genderless pronouns to describe a* You find out that he uses dry skin lotion, expensive
partner? Other features of speech distinguish gayslippers and makes his bed.
men, these include stressed pronunciation, a wide* He has an artdeco Kleenex dispenser, more
pitch range, breathy tones, the use (or misuse) ofpictures of Marilyn Monroe than you can count, more
long s and z's when talking, and the pronunciation of tthan two cappuccino machines in the kitchen, and
and d as ts and dz. Moreover, they frequentlyweird pets.
engage in ritual insults, irony, sarcasm, sexual and* His shoes are always polished.
erotic reference, women-related imagery and* His favorite super hero is Wonder Woman.