Girls Allowed? It's Encouraged

I've recently learned the hard way that you should'she didn't earn it'. The solution is pretty obvious. I'm
never discuss politics and religion. My lodger and Igoing down the bookies to take 13/5 for a draw
became embroiled in a furious row over the conflictbetween Aston Villa and Chelsea.
in Iraq. Dave was very vocal in his condemnation ofI'd love to see Sammy Lee succeed at Bolton, but
Bush; but he flew off the handle when I criticisedthe only way he'll still be employed at Christmas is if
Brown. It almost came to blows.he finds six pals. An Everton win at the Reebok is
The day after our acrimonious political altercation, weavailable at 2/1; that's plenty big enough.
fell out over his attempt to convert the wife intoHow on earth were Fulham not awarded a penalty
devout Christianity. I was less than pleased when Iagainst Aston Villa last week? Craig Gardner's handling
arrived home from work early to hear a chant ofin the area was so impressive; Petr Cech and John
"Oh God" emanating from the spare bedroom.Terry both rang to congratulate him. Lawrie Sanchez
As a result of our constant bickering, I had to askis probably the unluckiest manager in the league at
Dave to move out. He didn't react well to mythe minute, Spurs can take advantage at 11/8.
decision; he tried to smash my back door in. ThePompey are set to release David Nugent a mere
wife was extremely disappointed with the unpleasantmonth after splashing out £6m on him. Such an
outcome, as she'd literally bent over backwards toeventuality would have been a 999/1 shot on the
make him feel welcome.exchanges, but it wouldn't have lasted long. The 8/15
Roy Keane and Alex Ferguson can empathise withfor Arsenal beating Pompey is equally as attractive.
my predicament. Sir Alex had to offload the busyLiverpool v Derby may well prove to be the greatest
Irishman after he criticised a number of team-mates.mismatch since Kate Moss paired off with Pete
I can understand why Fergie was so upset; only aDoherty. The master songsmith could have done a
mug would buy Kieran Richardson after Keane'slot better. You won't find a bigger banker than
vitriolic volley.Liverpool at 2/9.
The return of United's prodigal son has added realI was disappointed to see Mido react to inflammatory
spice to Sunderland's trip to Old Trafford. A case canchants last weekend. A professional footballer is paid
be made for backing the Mackems at 18/1, but it hashandsomely to ignore provocation from the crowd,
more holes than Amy Winehouse. I have to side withand Mido makes good bread. All of our finances will
Manchester United at 1/4.receive a boost if we take the 11/10 for a
Robbie Savage has his critics, but I'd happily place theMiddlesbrough win over Birmingham.
Welshman alongside Keane, Vieira and Makelele; if IThe FA's decision to launch an enquiry into the
was creating an 'odd one out' question. The 5/4 for aNewcastle supporters' behaviour is typically over the
Blackburn win over Manchester City stands out like atop. If you ask me, it's being blown out of all
sore thumb.proportion. I'll happily make a fuss over the 3/4 for a
When I heard that Kieron Dyer had broken his leg inNewcastle win over Wigan.
two places, my immediate thoughts were 'LeeMido labelled the offending supporters as 'drunks'
Bowyer's house' and 'Craig Bellamy's golf club'. Westafter the match, which I found quite offensive. I
Ham are a different side to the team that were onpartake in the occasional swift few beers myself, but
the end of a 6-0 shoeing at Reading last season, theI'm not a drunk; I'm a connoisseur of the liquid
Hammers can take revenge at 23/10.bint-thinner. A 14/1 weekend accer of Middlesbrough,
Cheryl Cole surprisingly turned down a £150,000Newcastle, Man Utd, Arsenal and Blackburn will pay
Bentley from her wealthy husband, because she feltfor enough lager to drop the wife down a few sizes.